I recently came across a quote that is playfully witty and wise. The character that is speaking is nine years old and has been home schooling, but now is facing the prospect of switching to learning in an actual school. Unfortunately she is reluctant. She is also a very clever lovable free spirit.
Sasha, the main character in the book, has just suggested that going to school will allow Nina to broaden her horizons. After she first asked Sasha to clarify what is meant by broadening one’s horizons, she says this:
Rather than sitting in orderly rows in a schoolhouse, wouldn’t one be better served by working her way toward an actual horizon, so that she could see what lay beyond it?
Nina Kulikova in A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles
I find myself agreeing with her assertion. (as somebody who has occasionally enjoyed working his way toward actual horizons) But I also find myself confoundedly disagreeing (as a parent who has sometimes had to tell kids they need to do something they don’t want to do.)
For better or worse, Nina does go to school and is eventually swept up in life trials and tribulations. I don’t know if she would have been better served by heading toward actual horizons instead of the school house.
I suspect the people close to me have noticed that I spend a lot of time looking at license plates. As kids, we would spend our time in the car searching for license plates and then trying to find words that used the letters on the license plate. (of course in the order they appeared on the plate.) So for example, for VCM 620 the first word I think of is ‘vacuum.’
As we got older, we’d get bonus points for things like having the first letter on the plate not be the first letter of the word. We would usually start by trying to get away with something like ‘revacuum’ or even ‘revacuumed’ to also pad the end of the word. But with time it became seen as lame to mindlessly stick a prefix and/or suffix on a word. Eventually we would aspire to have the first and last letters truly embedded. ‘Servicemen’ is a word, right?
I definitely don’t remember every license plate of every car we’ve ever owned, but I do remember quite a few. GEK is an early one I remember. We had an NBA for quite a long time. The first car I bought myself was an SKV. Our current car is an XAD. More than once, I think I’ve weirded out friends by knowing their license plates.
Sadly as the number of cars on the road continues to grow, the arrangements of letters and numbers on plates get more varied and creative. Ontario, for example, use 4 letters and three digits. BC has recently moved to AB1 23C as the format of choice. The headache for the Ontario scheme is making sure no curse words make it on any plates. (Three letter plates obviously have a much shorter list of words to contend with)
My current license plate game is to turn the numbers into a letter that they look like and seeing if the resulting ‘word’ can be pronounced or even better have some sort of meaning. The numbers map to letters as follows:
0 -> o (duh)
1 -> I or L
2 -> Z (tho I’ve recently wondered if it could be an N on its side)
3 -> E
4 -> A (some people find this to be contrived)
5 -> S
6 -> G
7 -> L
8 -> B (tho something W8 could be read as ‘wait’)
9 -> G (it looks a bit like a lowercase g, tho looking now, it also looks like a lower case q)
Following these rules, one of my favourite finds is CR8 04K which would be “Crate Oak”
Most days, I bike around the stanley park seawall. Some days, I stop to take photos of the remarkable scenery. Other days I take photos of graffiti on train cars. Some days, ok most days, I do multiple loops around the park.
When the weather is sketchy, I’ll take my commuter bike called Ada. On bright sunny days, I’ll usually take my fancy Pinarello racing bike.
I’ve seen seals, otters, coyotes, goslings, ducklings, and a marmot/ferret. One day I even saw a whale. (oddly enough, a few days after writing this draft post, I saw another whale)
The path is populated by cyclists, rollerbladers, walkers, joggers, photographers, readers and fishers. Approximately one third of the people I see are regulars, that I see more than once per week. There is one woman I’ve seen a couple of times who likes to yell at me that I should be on the road, not the bike path. I try not to take it personally.
Sometimes I take the road, but I do prefer the path, as it’s right on the ocean.
I feel a titch disingenuous writing about riding in Stanley Park without discussing my Strava Local Legend situation. Still, I’m going to save that for another post.